I went to the ocean and saw a shell that was having an identity crisis

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Friday, April 17, 2026

It was feeling a little shell-shocked

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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

Why did the man get fired from the button factory?

He kept losing his temper.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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A neck-tarine!

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