Why did Santa's elves start a petition at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause for better working conditions

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet

Why did Santa's elves start a union at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause for better working conditions

Why did the head elf always carry a magnifying glass around the workshop?

He liked to keep an *elf-eye* on quality control.