Why did the mischievous reindeer get sent to the principal's office?

He was caught stag-ing a prank!

Why did Santa hire a lawyer for the elves?

Because he heard them singing 'All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth' and wanted to make sure they got proper dental care!

Why did the North Pole's computer network keep crashing?

It was suffering from too many 'frost-bytes'!

What's the most challenging part of "decking the halls" these days?

Untangling last year's lights, fa la la la la!