I've learned that marriage is all about finding creative ways to ask for permission

like, 'Honey, can I turn the thermostat down?' is actually just code for 'Can I still be in charge of something?'

We showed our wedding budget to our families

and now they're all planning vacations to our honeymoon destination

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized

Now we just need a planner to plan our meetings with the wedding planner

My wife and I went on a road trip recently, and I realized marriage is a lot like navigation.

I get to choose the destination, and she tells me which turn I should have taken three exits ago.