I've learned that marriage is all about finding creative ways to ask for permission

like, 'Honey, can I turn the thermostat down?' is actually just code for 'Can I still be in charge of something?'

I've learned that marriage is all about finding creative ways to say 'I'm sorry' without actually admitting you're wrong.

Marriage is all about compromise, especially when it comes to the thermostat.

In our house, it's a silent battle of wills, where one person sneakily adjusts it down, and the other person sneakily adjusts it up, both pretending they didn't touch it.

We wanted a small, intimate wedding where we could really connect with our loved ones.

Then our families submitted their 'essential' guest lists, and now we're sending out save-the-dates for a medium-sized music festival.