I love how marriage is all about sharing

especially when it comes to the blankets, because now I'm only allowed half of one

I've been trying to figure out the secret to a long and happy marriage, so I asked the groom to share his wisdom

He just smiled and said, 'Love, trust, and separate bathrooms'

Before we got married, my wife would spend an hour getting ready for our dates.

Now, if she brushes her hair before we leave the house, I know it's a special occasion.

Everyone talks about the 'honeymoon phase' of marriage, that magical time before reality sets in.

My advice? Keep that phase going strong by never, ever trying to assemble IKEA furniture together.