When my wife and I were dating, she used to say I was such a great listener, I'd often finish her sentences.

Now, I just finish her snacks.

I love how marriage is all about sharing

especially when it comes to the blankets, because now I'm only allowed half of one

We set a wedding budget.

Then we realized that budget was just for the napkins.

I've been thinking, what's the difference between a marriage and a game of Jenga?

In Jenga, you start with a solid foundation and take things apart, but in marriage, you start with two crazy people and try to build something that doesn't fall apart