๐ Wedding Joke
Best Man ToastWednesday, June 10, 2026
I've always thought marriage is a lot like a co-op video game.
You start off with your own individual objectives, then you quickly realize the only way to beat the level is to combine your resources, share the loot, and occasionally sacrifice your own character for the greater good โ usually by letting your partner have the last slice of pizza.
More Wedding Jokes
I asked the groom how he knew the bride was the one for him
He said, 'She's the only person who doesn't mind that I'm still a work in progress, and by that, I mean she's agreed to be my editor for the next 50 years.'
I love how marriage is all about sharing
especially when it comes to the blankets, because now I'm only allowed half of one
On our first date, I meticulously planned every detail, ironed my best shirt, and practiced witty banter.
Now, for 'date night' at home, my main concern is whether these sweatpants have enough elasticity left for a second helping of pizza.
Before [Bride's Name], [Groom's Name]'s idea of a long-term commitment was his streaming service subscriptions.
Now, he's taken on a lifetime subscription to love, laughter, and occasionally, 'Honey, have you seen my keys?'
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