On our first date, I meticulously planned every detail, ironed my best shirt, and practiced witty banter.

Now, for 'date night' at home, my main concern is whether these sweatpants have enough elasticity left for a second helping of pizza.

When we were dating, my husband used to leave little love notes for me around the house.

Now, he leaves little notes, but they usually say, "The trash is full," or "Did you lock the door?"

We started making our wedding guest list

and realized we needed a data analyst to help us negotiate the 'who gets cut' conversations with our families.

We set a wedding budget.

Then we realized that budget was just for the napkins.