The only thing more overcooked than our Thanksgiving turkey...

...is the conversation about my cousin's crypto investments.

Our family Thanksgiving dinner has two main courses:

Turkey with all the fixings, and unsolicited life advice from every generation.

Why did the cranberry sauce get such a good reputation?

Because it always jelled well with others!

Why did the turkey go to the doctor before Thanksgiving?

It had a fowl cough!