At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're grateful for.

But honestly, it's just a competition to see who can come up with the most creative way of saying they're thankful for wine.

Why did the stuffing always win debates?

Because it had all the right fillings!

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because he was a drumstick!

Why did the turkey refuse to join the school band?

Because he already had drumsticks!