Why did the stuffing win an award?

Because it was outstanding in its field!

The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner at our house isn't the political debates or the burnt rolls.

It's trying to discreetly unbutton your pants under the table without anyone noticing.

In my family, the biggest Thanksgiving debate isn't politics or who gets the last drumstick.

It's who gets to make Grandma's 'secret recipe' stuffing this year.

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

Where we all pretend to like each other for one day, and then immediately start arguing over who gets to control the TV remote