What's a turkey's favorite type of music?

Anything with a good drumstick beat!

Every Thanksgiving, my mom cooks enough food to feed a small army.

And every year, that army consists of six very enthusiastic, belt-loosening family members.

Why was the cranberry sauce always invited to holiday parties?

Because it was a berry good mixer!

Alright everyone, the star of the show has arrived! Now, if I can just get this carving knife to cooperate...

...we'll have this bird *dis-jointed* in no time!