Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a perfectly balanced recipe

one part love, two parts argument, and a whole lot of gravy to smooth things over

Why did the turkey refuse to play cards?

He was afraid of getting plucked!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a berry bad cough!

Why did the cranberry sauce always win at cards?

Because it had a great jelly roll!