I've been dating a girl who's a talented locksmith

and she's always looking for a key to a deeper relationship

I've been dating a girl who's a professional arborist, and she's always trying to get me to branch out and try new things in the evening

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to be more passionate and put more effort into our sex life.

I told her, 'Baby, I'm putting in all the effort *I've got*. You want more, you gotta start paying me.'

I've been dating a girl who's a professional welder, and she's always trying to get me to help her join two pieces together in a strong and lasting bond.

She says it's all about the penetration and the heat of the moment.