Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.

My personal trainer told me I needed to focus on deeper stretches.

I told him I was already doing my best to get them in every night.

I've been dating a girl who's really into role-playing in the bedroom

But honestly, I'm getting a little tired of being the defendant

Why did the man name his dick 'Cashew'?

Because every time he got excited, it went nuts.