I've been dating a girl who's a professional sausage maker, and she's always trying to get me to help her stuff the casing.

My neighbor asked if I could help her with her garden project last weekend. She wanted me to get down low, handle something long and stiff, really work it back and forth, and then help her get it standing straight up.

She was trying to build a new trellis for her climbing roses.

My new photography teacher told me I really need to get a good grip on my equipment, keep my lens steady, find the perfect angle, and focus on getting a deep, satisfying shot.

She said it's crucial for capturing the essence of the landscape.

My ex always told me I had a head for business...

...which was confusing, because I was usually between her legs.