Why did Santa's elves go on strike at the North Pole?

They wanted to clause their contract and improve their working conditions, but it was a gift-wrapped ultimatum.

Why did Santa's elves start a podcast at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to workshop their toy stories!

Why did the Christmas tree apply for a job?

Because it wanted to branch out.

Why did the elves install a new quality control system in the workshop?

They wanted to make sure every toy was *present*-able.