I've been feeling grateful for our Thanksgiving dinner tradition

because it's the one time a year where I'm a cut above the rest

In my family, the biggest Thanksgiving debate isn't politics or who gets the last drumstick.

It's who gets to make Grandma's 'secret recipe' stuffing this year.

At my family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

We all bring our appetites and our opinions, but only one of them is welcome to stay for dessert

Alright, everyone, as I prepare to carve this magnificent turkey...

...I just hope I don't *fowl* up my technique!