I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but I've been having some trouble drumming up support

I guess you could say it's a little 'fowl' of a concept

Our family Thanksgiving dinner has two main courses:

Turkey with all the fixings, and unsolicited life advice from every generation.

Thanksgiving dinner at my house is like a science experiment

because we're never quite sure what's going to explode first, the turkey or my aunt's opinions

Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve this magnificent turkey...

...I just want to warn you all that I'm about to make some *cutting remarks*.