๐ฆ Thanksgiving Joke
Grateful GroansThursday, July 2, 2026
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he was a drumstick!
More Thanksgiving Jokes
In my family, the most anticipated event at Thanksgiving isn't the food or the football game
it's watching my aunt and uncle try to use Snapchat to send a group photo
After my family's Thanksgiving dinner, we don't just feel full.
We collectively descend into a food coma so deep, you could swear a hibernating bear moved in.
Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?
Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!
Every Thanksgiving, my family plays a game called 'Catch Up.'
Except it's less about old times and more about catching me in the crosshairs of personal life questions.
Comments
Loading comments...