In my family, the biggest Thanksgiving debate isn't politics or who gets the last drumstick.

It's who gets to make Grandma's 'secret recipe' stuffing this year.

Why was the cranberry sauce always invited to holiday parties?

Because it was a berry good mixer!

Why did the stuffing get promoted at work?

Because it was great at filling important roles!

As I carve into this magnificent Thanksgiving turkey, I just want to say...

This bird truly is a work of poultry in motion!