Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!

I've been feeling really fowl about my cooking skills this Thanksgiving

But I think I've finally got a gobbling good recipe down!

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

where everyone argues over who ate the last roll, and it's always the dog's fault

Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve this magnificent turkey...

...I just want to warn you all that I'm about to make some *cutting remarks*.