Why did the turkey refuse to join the school band?

Because he already had drumsticks!

I've got a fowl confession to make,

I'm a little stuffed from preparing this Thanksgiving meal!

My family's post-Thanksgiving dinner tradition isn't board games or Black Friday planning.

It's a synchronized, involuntary nap on every available soft surface.

Carving this turkey is quite the workout.

I'm really getting *poultry* in motion!