You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

it's a gobbler of a meal!

Why did the cranberry sauce get such a good reputation?

Because it always jelled well with others!

I've been thinking, what did the grape say when it got invited to Thanksgiving dinner?

Nothing, it just let it wine down and join the family

The biggest mystery at our Thanksgiving dinner isn't how Aunt Martha made that gelatin salad.

It's whether the turkey or my cousin started crying first after someone asked about his career choices.