I'm really excited to carve this bird, but it does make me a little nostalgic...

...thinking back to when it was just a paltry little thing.

Every Thanksgiving, my family plays a game called 'Catch Up.'

Except it's less about old times and more about catching me in the crosshairs of personal life questions.

I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.

I guess you could say I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner!

After Thanksgiving dinner, my family doesn't need a digestif.

We need a designated napper.