Knock knock. Who's there? Amos.

Amos who? Amos *astounding* fact about puns is that Amos *clever* one is Amos *likely* to make you *a-moan*!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dew.

Dew who? Dew-n't worry, it's just a drop in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Wheat.

Wheat who? Wheat you waiting for, let me in, it's a-maize-ing!

Knock knock. Who's there? Isadore.

Isadore who? Isadore a way to *bolt* this conversation open, or are we just going to *hinge* on this preamble without getting to the *pane* point?