My ghost photography business failed because I could never get a clear spirit.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

I was at the beach with my family, building an epic sandcastle with moats, towers, and a big flag on top. As we were finishing up, a strong gust of wind came by and knocked over our masterpiece. My kids were really upset, but I just smiled and told them

don't worry, it's just a grain of sand off our backs!

I was at the beach with my family, and we spent the day building sandcastles and collecting seashells. As we were walking along the shore, we came across a big sandcastle that had been washed away by the waves, leaving just a small mound of sand behind. My kids were disappointed, but I just chuckled and said

I guess that castle just couldn't weather the storm!