I decided to take my kids to the air show, and as we were watching the planes fly by, one of them asked me how pilots learn to navigate through the clouds. I told them it's all about getting a little

fog-getful of their surroundings

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing!

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.

Why did the calendar get invited to all the parties?

Because it had so many dates!