I told my egg farmer friend that I was worried about his chickens

but he just said 'don't worry, they're egg-cellent at taking care of themselves'

Why did the man get fired from the button factory?

He kept losing his temper.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

I tried to start a career as a beekeeper, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I wasn't the 'bee's knees' at it.