I'm having a grape time at the wine festival, it's a crushing experience.

I was at the zoo with my family over the weekend, and we spent a lot of time watching the monkeys swing from tree to tree. The kids were laughing at their antics, and I was impressed by their agility. As we were leaving the enclosure, I turned to my kids and said

I guess you could say they were hanging around all day!

So I was out in the garden trying to plant some new flowers today. I accidentally dug up a whole bunch of old potatoes that had been left in the ground from last year.

I guess you could say it was a real 'spud' awakening!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!