Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year

where we all gather to eat, argue, and remember why we don't live together

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but it's still in the

thawing-out process

Wow, this turkey looks absolutely perfect.

It's almost un-gobble-lievable!

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a war zone

but instead of bullets, we're dodging judgmental comments from our relatives