Alright everyone, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just have to axe you all a quick question...

...who's ready for some delicious turkey?

At our Thanksgiving dinner, we don't just pass the gravy.

We pass around a fully charged phone, because silence is only awkward if you're making eye contact.

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a math problem

You've got too many variables, and somehow everyone ends up feeling divided.

As I carve into this magnificent Thanksgiving turkey, I just want to say...

This bird truly is a work of poultry in motion!