What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet

Why was the snowman looking for a job?

Because he heard it was a cool opportunity

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It heard it was time to get a good trim and 'Deck the Halls!'

Why did Santa need an extra large desk at the North Pole?

He had a lot of Claus-es in his contract.