Why did Santa's elves start a book club at the North Pole?

Because they heard it was a novel way to improve their wrapping skills and get to the shelf-help section

Why did Santa's elves start a petition at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause for better working conditions

Why was the Christmas tree in a good mood?

Because it was branching out and having a tree-mendous holiday season

Why do parents sometimes feel like they're living in "Home Alone" during the holidays?

Because after the kids help decorate, the entire house becomes a booby trap!