Why did the head elf always carry a magnifying glass around the workshop?

He liked to keep an *elf-eye* on quality control.

Why did Santa hire a new team for quality control at the North Pole?

He wanted to make sure every gift was present-able.

What do Santa's elves sing when they're working overtime?

"Jingle Bell Rock" around the clock!

Why did Santa's elves struggle with their new GPS system at the North Pole?

Because they couldn't route out their navigation problems!