👔 Father's Day Joke
Dad TributeWednesday, July 8, 2026
I asked my dad why he still has my old report cards and sports trophies from when I was a kid, and he said
it's not that he's proud of my grades or my athletic skills, but because they're the only things I haven't borrowed money from him to pay for.
More Father's Day Jokes
I wanted to get my dad the perfect Father's Day gift this year.
So I just subtly moved his favorite wrench one slot over in his toolbox. He'll be happily perplexed for hours.
I wanted to get my dad the perfect Father's Day gift, so I asked him what he really wanted
He said 'just spend the day with me, and don't worry, I'll find a way to make it a memory, even if it's just us watching the game and me falling asleep on the couch'
My dad's idea of retail therapy...
...is walking through the hardware store, picking up random bolts and muttering, 'I'll need this someday.'
I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.
He just wants an afternoon at the hardware store with no specific project in mind, just 'inspiration browsing'.
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