At our Thanksgiving dinner, we don't just pass the gravy.

We pass around a fully charged phone, because silence is only awkward if you're making eye contact.

As I carve this magnificent bird, I just want to remind everyone at the table...

...there will be absolutely no *fowl* play allowed today!

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but it's still in the

thawing-out process

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner...

It's a gobbler of a meal that's off the chain!