Our family Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

Because you take a cup of crazy relatives, add a pinch of old grudges, and stir in a whole lot of tryptophan

I've been feeling really fowl about my cooking skills this Thanksgiving

But I think I've finally got a gobbling good recipe down!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!

What do you call a nervous turkey on Thanksgiving?

A poultry-geist!