In my family, Thanksgiving dinner is like a competitive sport.

The winner is whoever can deflect the most personal questions without choking on a dinner roll.

I'm really excited to carve this bird, but it does make me a little nostalgic...

...thinking back to when it was just a paltry little thing.

Alright everyone, before I carve into this magnificent bird, I just want to say...

Don't worry, I think we're in a perfectly *gravy* situation!

Why did the stuffing always win debates?

Because it had all the right fillings!