We thought planning a wedding would be fun, like a big puzzle to solve together, until

we realized the puzzle was made of money, emotions, and 500 opinions from our relatives.

They say marriage is all about compromise.

Which, in our house, means I get to control the thermostat... when my wife isn't looking.

Before [Bride's Name], [Groom's Name]'s idea of a long-term commitment was his streaming service subscriptions.

Now, he's taken on a lifetime subscription to love, laughter, and occasionally, 'Honey, have you seen my keys?'

When my wife and I were dating, she used to say I was such a great listener, I'd often finish her sentences.

Now, I just finish her snacks.