We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized and on track with our budget.

Now we need a planner to plan our meetings with the wedding planner.

I was talking to the happy couple about their future plans

and I realized marriage is like a GPS: it starts with a clear direction, but after a few years, it's just a voice saying 'recalculating' over and over again

I asked the happy couple what their secret to a harmonious marriage was, and they told me it's all about compromise.

Which is just a nice way of saying they're both still learning to pretend to listen to each other.

Before [Bride's Name], [Groom's Name]'s idea of a long-term commitment was his streaming service subscriptions.

Now, he's taken on a lifetime subscription to love, laughter, and occasionally, 'Honey, have you seen my keys?'