๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist MaterialFriday, July 10, 2026
My therapist said I need to 'regulate my nervous system.'
My nervous system said, 'Just one more TikTok.'
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My boss told me to 'leverage my personal brand' to help the company grow.
I told him my personal brand is 'exhausted and questioning everything'.
I told my manager I was feeling burned out from all the 'optional' overtime
and they said I just needed to 'want it more' โ I'm starting to think they want me to want a stress leave
I've been doing the work in therapy to develop healthier coping mechanisms,
but so far, my go-to coping mechanism is just telling people I'm doing the work in therapy.
Our company motto is 'we're a family here',
which is why I'm starting to think my actual family is also just looking for ways to downsize me.
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