๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist MaterialFriday, May 22, 2026
I've been reading all these self-help books to improve my mental health
now my apartment is just a pile of unread books and unfulfilled potential
More Millennial Jokes
I've been trying to develop a growth mindset in therapy
but it's hard when my student loans are still in a fixed mindset about being paid
My therapist identified my attachment style as 'anxious-preoccupied.'
Which perfectly explains why I keep checking if my DoorDash order is still 5 minutes away.
I'm at the point where I'm considering a 30-year mortgage
which is also the expected lifespan of my avocado toast-fueled liver
Our CEO sent a company-wide email saying we should all be grateful to be working 60-hour weeks
because 'burnout is just a state of mind'
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