๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist MaterialThursday, April 2, 2026
My therapist said my avoidant attachment style keeps me from genuine connection.
So naturally, I've just been avoiding their emails.
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My parents asked if I'm saving for a down payment.
I told them I'm saving for the societal collapse โ feels more realistic.
My doctor asked me about my long-term health plan.
I told him, 'Well, if things don't pick up, I'm just researching the best prices for my organs.'
My parents always said they wanted me to have a better life than them.
Now it looks like the only thing I'm inheriting is their economic anxiety.
My biggest fear isn't dying.
It's having to pay for the funeral.
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