What do you call a mischievous candy cane?

A mint-demeanor!

Why did Santa install a new heating system at the North Pole?

Because the elves were always feeling a 'draft'.

What's Kevin McCallister's favorite Christmas carol?

All I Want For Christmas Is My House To Be Empty!

What do Santa's elves sing when they're working overtime?

"Jingle Bell Rock" around the clock!