Why did the Christmas caroling group always skip the 'figgy pudding' verse?

They couldn't agree on whether it was gluten-free or not.

Why did Santa's elves start a training program for reindeer at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to help them deer-velop their skills.

Why did the Christmas stocking go to therapy?

It had a lot of hang-ups.

What's the biggest difference between Christmas spirit and a fruitcake?

Everyone actually *wants* the Christmas spirit!