🦃 Thanksgiving Joke
Grateful GroansWednesday, May 6, 2026
I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.
I guess you could say I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner!
More Thanksgiving Jokes
At our Thanksgiving, the gravy boat isn't the only thing getting passed around.
So are thinly veiled criticisms about my life choices.
Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?
Because it was a berry good dancer
Why does this magnificent turkey have such an incredible pull on everyone at the table?
Because it has amazing *gravy-ty*!
I've got a fowl feeling about this meal
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