Alright, everyone, as I prepare to carve this magnificent turkey...

...I just hope I don't *fowl* up my technique!

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

where everyone argues over who ate the last roll, and it's always the dog's fault

In my family, the most competitive event at Thanksgiving isn't football or eating the most pie.

It's seeing who can fall asleep on the couch first after dinner.

Why did the stuffing always get invited to the Thanksgiving dinner parties?

Because it was great at giving sage advice!