🦃 Thanksgiving Joke
Grateful GroansWednesday, May 6, 2026
I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.
I guess you could say I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner!
More Thanksgiving Jokes
Why did the turkey refuse to play cards on Thanksgiving?
Because he heard someone might be stuffing the deck!
Why did the head chef get a little nervous carving the Thanksgiving turkey this year?
He was afraid he'd just wing it.
Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?
Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure
Why did the turkey get a standing ovation at Thanksgiving dinner?
Because he really brought his stuffing to the table!
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