My manager said 'every challenge is an opportunity for growth' right after he announced our department was being restructured.

I guess our growth opportunity is updating our resumes.

My biggest fear isn't dying.

It's having to pay for the funeral.

My therapist told me I need to find healthy coping mechanisms.

My current one is just doomscrolling Zillow listings I can't afford.

My idea of 'investing in real estate' is now just buying a really nice tent.