They told me to get a side hustle.

Now I have three 'main' hustles and I'm still broke.

I've been working on my emotional regulation in therapy

Now I can cry about my student loans in a more intentional way

My dad told me to save 10% of every paycheck for my future.

Right now, my paycheck *is* 10% of what I need for my present.

I asked my manager why our meeting couldn't have been an email

And they said 'because then we wouldn't have had the opportunity to synergize our thought processes and disrupt the paradigm of traditional communication'