๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Saturday, March 28, 2026
My biggest fear isn't dying.
It's having to pay for the funeral.
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I've been reading about the benefits of having a 5-year plan
but my rent is month-to-month, so that's about as far as I'm thinking
I've been doing the work in therapy to develop a growth mindset
but so far, the only thing that's grown is my therapist's billable hours
I'm really trying to get my finances in order.
But my most expensive hobby is currently 'being alive.'
I finally achieved financial stability.
Now I can afford the premium subscription to my anxiety app.
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