I'm really trying to plan for the future.

My long-term plan is just to survive long enough to see the next season of whatever I'm binging.

My therapist said I need to validate my own emotions.

So my emotions validated that I needed another nap.

My boss told me to 'manifest a positive outcome'

when I asked for a raise.

I've been reading all these self-help books to improve my mental health

now my apartment is just a pile of unread books and unfulfilled potential