My manager just scheduled a 'quick sync' to discuss the agenda for our next 'quick sync.'

I've been trying to practice mindfulness in therapy

but I keep finding myself pondering existential dread during meditation instead of my breath

I have so many side hustles now,

my tax return looks like a 'Help Wanted' sign.

My doctor asked me about my long-term health plan.

I told him, 'Well, if things don't pick up, I'm just researching the best prices for my organs.'