๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist MaterialTuesday, July 14, 2026
My therapist told me I need to be more present.
So I opened a new tab on my phone to Google 'mindfulness techniques' during our session.
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My therapist asked if I did my journaling homework.
I said, 'Yes, I journaled about how I didn't want to do my journaling homework.'
I'm really trying to plan for the future.
My long-term plan is just to survive long enough to see the next season of whatever I'm binging.
My biggest fear isn't dying.
It's having to pay for the funeral.
I've been trying to develop a growth mindset in therapy
but so far the only thing I've grown is my therapy bill
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