๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Friday, March 27, 2026
My doctor asked me about my long-term health plan.
I told him, 'Well, if things don't pick up, I'm just researching the best prices for my organs.'
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I told my therapist I was having trouble with self-regulation, so she gave me a mood journal to track my emotions.
Now my anxiety just has a very organized to-do list.
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I've got three side hustles just to afford my main job's commute.
They told me to get a side hustle.
Now I have three 'main' hustles and I'm still broke.
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