I've been reading about the benefits of having a 5-year plan

but my rent is month-to-month, so that's about as far as I'm thinking

My biggest fear isn't dying.

It's having to pay for the funeral.

I'm thinking about starting a family.

But then I remember climate change, and I just buy another houseplant.

I finally finished my masterpiece.

It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.