๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Friday, March 27, 2026
My doctor asked me about my long-term health plan.
I told him, 'Well, if things don't pick up, I'm just researching the best prices for my organs.'
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I've got so many side hustles,
my main job is starting to feel like a very expensive hobby.
I told my therapist I was having trouble with self-regulation, so she gave me a mood journal to track my emotions.
Now my anxiety just has a very organized to-do list.
My therapist told me to embrace mindfulness and live in the present.
So I immediately started doomscrolling to escape it.
I'm trying to start a family, but the only thing I can afford to nurture is my debt
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