My therapist asked me what my five-year plan was.

I told her, 'Survive and maybe afford therapy for another five years?'

I told my manager I was feeling burnt out and needed a break from the constant hustle.

He just smiled and said, 'That's not burnout, that's just the fuel for your fire!'

My manager told us to 'find our why' in this challenging quarter.

My 'why' is definitely the direct deposit.

I just got a raise, but it's all relative

because now I can afford ramen noodles twice a week instead of once