Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a math problem

You've got too many variables, and somehow everyone ends up feeling divided.

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

because one wrong move and the whole thing comes crashing down

My family's post-Thanksgiving dinner tradition isn't board games or Black Friday planning.

It's a synchronized, involuntary nap on every available soft surface.

Why did the stuffing get a promotion?

Because it was always *filling* its potential!