Thanksgiving dinner at my house is a real test of endurance

because we don't just eat until we're full, we eat until we're separated by paramedics

Alright folks, before I dive into carving this magnificent turkey, I just have to say, it's so beautiful, it's practically...

poultry in motion!

Why did the stuffing always get invited to the Thanksgiving dinner parties?

Because it was great at giving sage advice!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer!