Why was the stuffing always the life of the party?

Because it was so well-dressed!

Before I carve into this beautiful bird, I considered telling a joke about undercooked turkey...

...but I decided it wasn't quite *done* yet.

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

it's a gobbler of a meal!

My cousin's contribution to Thanksgiving dinner is always memorable.

Last year, we weren't sure if his 'green bean casserole' was a side dish or a science experiment.