๐ฆ Thanksgiving Joke
Family DinnerMonday, April 13, 2026
The biggest mystery at our Thanksgiving dinner isn't how Aunt Martha made that gelatin salad.
It's whether the turkey or my cousin started crying first after someone asked about his career choices.
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Thanksgiving at our house is always a test of endurance.
First, you survive the family gossip, then you survive the tryptophan.
Carving this turkey is quite the workout.
I'm really getting *poultry* in motion!
In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition
Where we all pretend to like each other for one day, and then immediately start arguing over who gets to control the TV remote
I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.
I guess you could say I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner!
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