At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're grateful for.

But honestly, it's just a competition to see who can come up with the most creative way of saying they're thankful for wine.

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a perfectly baked pie

it looks great on the outside, but inside, it's a total mess

In my family, Thanksgiving dinner is like a competitive sport.

The winner is whoever can deflect the most personal questions without choking on a dinner roll.

Alright, folks, the moment of truth! As I prepare to carve this magnificent bird, I just realized this turkey had a seriously rough day yesterday.

...It was completely *stuffed*.