Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little tart!

Why did the turkey refuse to play cards?

He was afraid of getting plucked!

Why did the stuffing win an award?

Because it was outstanding in its field!

Alright everyone, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. I'm about to perform the sacred Thanksgiving duty of carving this magnificent bird...

I just hope I don't *wing* it!