Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is so unpredictable,

we've started setting the table with a fire extinguisher and a therapist's phone number.

Our Thanksgiving dinner is less a meal and more an extreme sport.

You need stamina, a good defense, and the ability to pivot topics at warp speed.

I've got a great reason why the turkey is so relaxed this Thanksgiving

It's having a gobbler of a time, but it's stuffed with anxiety about being the main course!

Why was the cranberry sauce always invited to holiday parties?

Because it was a berry good mixer!