☕ Girl Tea Joke
Savage SisWednesday, July 15, 2026
I went on a date with a guy who said he's 'really into old movies' and 'loves reading classic literature'
But when I asked him about his favorite book, he said 'uh, The Notebook' and I realized he's been getting his literary credentials from his ex's Netflix queue
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