๐ Wedding Joke
Marriage HumorWednesday, July 15, 2026
When we were dating, my husband used to leave little love notes for me around the house.
Now, he leaves little notes, but they usually say, "The trash is full," or "Did you lock the door?"
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We started planning our wedding with a budget that felt reasonable and manageable.
Now, we just tell people our theme is 'financially irresponsible chic.'
Before they met their partner, [Groom/Bride] was known for being incredibly decisive and independent.
Now, I hear them spend an hour discussing whether the 'greige' or 'taupe' throw pillow better complements the sofa.
We hired a wedding planner to help us stay within budget
Now we're broke, but at least the wedding is perfectly planned
I've been thinking, marriage is like a great work of art
it starts with a blank canvas, and over time, it gets framed, hung, and occasionally, criticized by your mother-in-law
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