I asked the happy couple how they knew they were meant to be together

They said it was love at first sight, but I think it was just because they both swiped right

Our wedding planner told us to brace ourselves for a few 'unforeseen costs'.

I think 'unforeseen costs' is just Latin for 'everything your mother-in-law wants'.

I love how marriage is all about sharing

especially when it comes to the blankets, because now I'm only allowed half of one

My wife and I have been married long enough that I've learned a valuable lesson about shared living.

Having a 'his and hers' sink is only useful until she decides your side is the perfect spot for her hair products.