We thought planning a wedding would be fun, like a big puzzle to solve together, until

we realized the puzzle was made of money, emotions, and 500 opinions from our relatives.

They say that in marriage, you truly learn the art of communication.

For example, [Groom's Name] has mastered the art of perfectly conveying a complex thought using only a single grunt, and [Bride's Name] has mastered the art of fully translating it.

I've been thinking, marriage is like a GPS navigation system

because it starts out saying 'recalculating your life' and eventually just says 'arriving at your destination, love you, turn left'

We set a wedding budget.

Then we realized that budget was just for the napkins.