We designed our wedding seating chart with scientific precision.

Mainly to keep Aunt Carol and Uncle Bob in separate time zones.

I love how marriage is all about finding common ground

now my wife and I both agree that the other person left the dishes in the sink

We thought we were being frugal by having the wedding at home

Until we had to take out a second mortgage to accommodate the guest list and the therapist for my mother-in-law

Before we got married, I had a walk-in closet big enough for all my clothes.

Now, I have a tiny shelf in my wife's walk-in closet, next to her seasonal scarves.