I've been trying to figure out the secret to a long and happy marriage, so I asked the groom to share his wisdom

He just smiled and said, 'Love, trust, and separate bathrooms'

My wife and I used to have long, romantic conversations every night when we were dating.

Now, our deepest late-night discussions usually revolve around whose turn it is to start the dishwasher.

Dating, I've always thought, is a lot like an audition. You're bringing your A-game, showing off your best qualities, and hoping for a callback.

Marriage, on the other hand, is when you get the part, but quickly discover you're now also the director, costume designer, and chief caterer for the rest of the run.

When I first met my spouse, I had a dedicated 'man cave' filled with all my favorite sports memorabilia and a giant screen.

Now, it's affectionately known as 'the spare room where the Peloton lives,' and my giant screen mostly shows reruns of reality cooking shows.