We all grow up dreaming of that fairy tale 'happily ever after'.

And then you realize 'happily ever after' mostly involves happily ever after deciding whose turn it is to empty the dishwasher.

We started planning our wedding with a simple vision: a beautiful venue, delicious food, and all our favorite people.

Now we're just trying to find a venue that will let us pay in stress tears and has a witness protection program for the bridal party.

We set a wedding budget.

Then we realized that budget was just for the napkins.

I've been married for a few years now, and I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

separate bathrooms, and not just because of the toilet paper roll thing.