๐ Wedding Joke
Marriage HumorFriday, October 2, 2026
They say marriage is about learning to share.
Mainly, sharing the TV remote with someone who thinks 'channel surfing' for 20 minutes is a legitimate viewing strategy.
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I asked the groom how he's preparing for married life
He said he's been practicing saying 'yes dear' in front of the mirror, and I think he's finally got it down to a blink
Before they met, I remember [Groom's Name] had very strong opinions about interior design, convinced his apartment was a masterpiece of masculine sophistication.
Now, he mostly just nods enthusiastically whenever [Bride's Name] holds up two different throw pillows and asks for his 'input'.
Before [Bride's Name], [Groom's Name]'s idea of a long-term commitment was his streaming service subscriptions.
Now, he's taken on a lifetime subscription to love, laughter, and occasionally, 'Honey, have you seen my keys?'
Before we got married, my wife would spend an hour getting ready for our dates.
Now, if she brushes her hair before we leave the house, I know it's a special occasion.
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