We showed our wedding budget to our families

and now they're all planning vacations to our honeymoon destination

Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party,

and more like brokering a peace treaty between rival nations.

My wife and I have finally figured out the secret to a happy marriage.

We each have our own designated side of the couch and our own separate TV remotes.

When my wife and I were dating, she used to say I was such a great listener, I'd often finish her sentences.

Now, I just finish her snacks.