๐ Wedding Joke
Best Man ToastSaturday, May 30, 2026
I've been thinking, what's the difference between a marriage and a game of Jenga?
In Jenga, you start with a solid foundation and take things apart, but in marriage, you start with two crazy people and try to build something that doesn't fall apart
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Our initial wedding budget was a meticulously planned financial document.
By the end, it was more of a cautionary tale that we'd tell our children to scare them into eloping.
I've been thinking, marriage is like a great work of art
it starts with a blank canvas, and over time, it gets framed, hung, and occasionally, criticized by your mother-in-law
Marriage is like a great recipe
it takes a little bit of love, a little bit of patience, and a whole lot of forgiveness when you burn the dinner
I asked the happy couple how they knew they were meant to be together
They said it was love at first sight, but I think it was just because they both swiped right
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